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Offline bugmannj

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Quite a ride
« on: September 20, 2014, 01:26:04 PM »
A passenger in a taxi heading for the train station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.

The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me."

The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
 
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Re: Quite a ride
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2014, 02:22:49 PM »
Didn't see that coming  ;D




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Re: Quite a ride
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2014, 06:12:19 PM »
 cfzd ;D
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Re: Quite a ride
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2014, 06:39:04 PM »
 rofla
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Re: Quite a ride
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2014, 08:41:46 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Quite a ride
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2014, 08:44:16 PM »
 clp TT^

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Re: Quite a ride
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2014, 08:47:45 PM »
...and sometimes they come back...

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Re: Quite a ride
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2014, 06:36:19 AM »
Good one t^
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Re: Quite a ride
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2014, 11:05:43 AM »
 rofla clp
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