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Offline IrishAyes

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A Little Known Christmas Story
« on: December 22, 2014, 11:45:34 AM »
A little story to start your Christmas season in the right spirit.

When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Christmas pressure.

Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

He went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.

When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.

Frustrated,Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.

In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.

Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big
Christmas tree.

The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

Not a lot of people know this.
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2014, 12:07:48 PM »
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2014, 12:45:20 PM »
Lol clp
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2014, 01:36:47 PM »
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2014, 02:17:30 PM »
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2014, 11:26:03 AM »
 ;D  I did not know that.
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2014, 11:27:46 AM »
I have herd that story before, but it's still just as amusing now as it was then. hhppy
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2014, 01:24:17 PM »
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2014, 02:14:32 PM »
Learn something everyday.  t^
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2014, 03:58:17 PM »
Learn something everyday.  t^

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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2014, 05:44:00 PM »
 hhppy clp
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #11 on: December 25, 2014, 01:33:38 AM »
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #12 on: December 25, 2014, 11:31:08 AM »
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Re: A Little Known Christmas Story
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2014, 09:58:25 AM »
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