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NJ Saltwater Fisherman => Fisheries Management => Topic started by: CaptTB on February 28, 2010, 11:42:43 AM

Title: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: CaptTB on February 28, 2010, 11:42:43 AM
Step right up Ladies and Gents and feast your eyes upon this here spectacle!

This new "Wonder Cure" can fix just about any ill you can imagine.

It creates hundreds of millions of dollars in subsidies...
It creates magic fish hatcheries where fish just sprout forth en masse...
It somehow puts two to three times as much money into the states coffers when discussed on a website than it does in real life...
It even generates more money than states with TWICE AS MANY ANGLERS as NJ!!...

Imagine that folks, more money than is actually possible, fish stocks at record highs with the stroke of the magic wand, heck it even makes your regulations magically lower than they could be if the stock tripled in size!!!

Wait a minute... Waaaaaaiiiiiitttttt a MINUTE!

My trusty sidekick just whispered in my ear before he vanished into thin air that this new wonder cure can even bring back species that NEVER EXISTED BEFORE!!!

For example, for a small fee you can view these wonders of nature, never before see by human eyes until now. Just pony up 20 to 40 dollars and you can see all the benefits of this new wonder cure....
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A SALT WATER LICENSE!!!


That's right folks, you'll get all the things mentioned and much, much more!

Why, you'll even get such mystical surprises as...
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(http://www.bbsradio.com/userfiles/image/Image/WhenPigsFly.jpg)

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(http://www.johnhenrybikes.com/images/flyingMonkey.jpg)

And if we all pay as much as possible, it might even bring back the...
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Well, we hope you enjoyed the show, since I've received my SWL I've had nothing but the luck of the...

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I have to go now.... SEE YA!
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Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Bucktail on February 28, 2010, 11:56:19 AM
Great post Captain!  t^  Although I think I sense a bit of sarcasm here. rofla
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: CaptTB on February 28, 2010, 11:58:09 AM
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Although I think I sense a bit of sarcasm here.

Sarcasm???

From Me????


Surely you jest! grtn
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Hotrod on February 28, 2010, 12:01:49 PM
 clp clp clp clp
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: IrishAyes on February 28, 2010, 12:20:09 PM
Order now...

in Pill

(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg80/irishayes_photos/snakeoilpill.jpg)

Bottle

(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg80/irishayes_photos/snakeoilpromo.jpg)

or Spray form
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg80/irishayes_photos/snakeoilspray-1.gif)
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Capt. Carl on February 28, 2010, 01:19:58 PM
 rofla rofla rofla
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: ped579 on February 28, 2010, 01:31:39 PM
That's great guys... clp clp clp grtn chrz
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: nukeman on February 28, 2010, 02:48:22 PM
Good one Capt TB, wonder what old K**d**k will say
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Jeffish on February 28, 2010, 02:54:35 PM
 rofla
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Capt -Jerry P on February 28, 2010, 05:13:19 PM
Hilarious!!!
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Reckless on February 28, 2010, 05:52:50 PM
Also included one tube of KY!
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Capt. Birch on February 28, 2010, 07:12:31 PM
Damn did not know it was sarcasm. I was hoping to take a trip to one of the state of the art hatcheries.
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Pfishingruven on February 28, 2010, 07:28:07 PM
I knew something like this was coming...I think I like the funny sarcasm over the yelling I anticipated rofla!

 clp slt clp slt clp slt
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: CaptTB on February 28, 2010, 08:12:04 PM
Damn did not know it was sarcasm. I was hoping to take a trip to one of the state of the art hatcheries.

You will be taken on a magical mystery tour (copyright!) where the baby Naugas are spawned from pure NAUGAHYDE® and set free to roam the oceans and islands.
(http://www.naugahyde.com/pic_holiday_Thnksgiv.jpg)

Come witness the birth of millions of baby Tribbles, cared for by our crack team of top scientists, pictured here:

(http://www.space.com/images/h_spacetv_0728_tribbles,0.gif)

And come hold your very own Baby DRAGON! Just one more wonder made possible through the magic of a Salt Water License!!

(http://50ft.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/baby-dragon.jpg)
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Hotrod on February 28, 2010, 08:29:52 PM
Man  I want one of those Baby Dragons,  t^
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: Bucktail on February 28, 2010, 08:51:15 PM
 whs  Please!  Oh please! ;D
Title: Re: New Wonder Cure For Fisheries!!
Post by: ReelFun on March 01, 2010, 07:22:07 AM
Capt. Tony,

Very Funny post.......ha ha ha ha

Capt. John