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NJ Saltwater Fisherman => Non-Fishing Discussions => Topic started by: Kenny on June 04, 2013, 08:33:42 AM

Title: For us small business owners...
Post by: Kenny on June 04, 2013, 08:33:42 AM

The Tax Office suspected a small business owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to investigate him.

 Tax Office Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

 Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $400 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of scotch and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
 
 Tax Office Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

 Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know"?
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Post by: Still Running on June 04, 2013, 08:46:22 AM
True!  t^
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Post by: Bucktail on June 04, 2013, 10:29:34 AM
 ;D
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Post by: paul-e on June 04, 2013, 01:41:17 PM
True indeed. thud rofla chrz
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Post by: Reel McCoy on June 04, 2013, 02:48:46 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Hotrod on June 04, 2013, 04:50:29 PM
 t^
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Post by: Fishin Dude on June 04, 2013, 11:20:57 PM
Only a dozen beers?   :headscra: ;D
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Post by: paul-e on June 04, 2013, 11:55:30 PM
Per night TT^
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Post by: BigAl13 on June 05, 2013, 12:38:45 AM
 ;D
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Post by: Hunter 2 on June 05, 2013, 06:16:22 AM
 chrz
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Post by: Ms Fish on June 06, 2013, 11:31:35 AM
hhppy Love it!!!  
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Post by: wb on June 06, 2013, 02:16:26 PM
I want Clarence's job

10% of the work, $62k/yr cashish to blow cuz no mortgage, free room and board, sign me up.

...and lock up yer wife too or she's comin' over  >:D

giggity

t^  rofla
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Post by: fluke - u on June 07, 2013, 11:20:15 AM
 hhppy... rofla