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NJ Saltwater Fisherman => Non-Fishing Discussions => Topic started by: Kenny on June 04, 2013, 08:33:42 AM
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The Tax Office suspected a small business owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to investigate him.
Tax Office Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".
Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $400 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of scotch and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".
Tax Office Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".
Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know"?
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True! t^
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True indeed. thud rofla chrz
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;D
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t^
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Only a dozen beers? :headscra: ;D
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Per night TT^
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;D
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chrz
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hhppy Love it!!!
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I want Clarence's job
10% of the work, $62k/yr cashish to blow cuz no mortgage, free room and board, sign me up.
...and lock up yer wife too or she's comin' over >:D
giggity
t^ rofla
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hhppy... rofla