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Title: Pirate
Post by: Kenny on May 23, 2014, 09:21:07 AM
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."

The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?"

The pirate explained, "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."

"What about that eye patch?"

"Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them crap in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't lose an eye just from bird crap."

"It was my first day with the new hook."



Title: Re: Pirate
Post by: Hunter 2 on May 23, 2014, 09:22:56 AM
I saw that coming. t^
Title: Re: Pirate
Post by: Ms Fish on May 23, 2014, 09:30:54 AM
 msfsh
Title: Re: Pirate
Post by: Still Running on May 23, 2014, 10:29:34 AM
 TT^
Title: Re: Pirate
Post by: Hotrod on May 23, 2014, 12:19:24 PM
 ;D t^
Title: Re: Pirate
Post by: IrishAyes on May 23, 2014, 12:37:17 PM
I saw that coming. t^

I bet the pirate didn't.  rofla
Title: Re: Pirate
Post by: fluke - u on May 23, 2014, 12:44:38 PM
 clp
Title: Re: Pirate
Post by: Bucktail on May 23, 2014, 01:10:40 PM
 fcp
Title: Re: Pirate
Post by: BigAl13 on May 23, 2014, 09:24:40 PM
 fcp
Title: Re: Pirate
Post by: Pops Soul on May 23, 2014, 09:39:22 PM
 thud