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Title: How I lost my teeth
Post by: IrishAyes on February 13, 2015, 08:28:21 PM

How I lost my teeth
 
 
I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer of a woman came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey, Sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”

I looked her up and down and said, ”Have you got a pen?”

She said, “ I sure do."

I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”


My dental surgery is on Monday.

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: Pops Soul on February 13, 2015, 08:42:42 PM

 fcp

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: Hotrod on February 13, 2015, 08:53:41 PM

 ;D t^ clp

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: Reckless on February 14, 2015, 05:31:03 AM

 clp clp

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: Still Running on February 14, 2015, 08:29:10 AM

 t^  clp

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: Kenny on February 14, 2015, 09:28:04 AM

 rofla rofla

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: wb on February 15, 2015, 02:37:47 PM

 rofla  nts

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: Hunter 2 on February 17, 2015, 08:48:28 AM

DOHH, TT^

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: SouthPaw on February 18, 2015, 09:30:47 PM

Good thing your married Joe. With comments like that you'll never get another woman.

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: bugmannj on February 19, 2015, 06:55:39 PM

 rofla rofla

Title: Re: How I lost my teeth
Post by: PeggyLee on February 20, 2015, 08:41:36 PM

 rofla  Elsie and Porky