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Offline nukeman

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For Dog Lovers
« on: December 05, 2011, 11:23:31 AM »
*My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it
to the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The Vet then proceeded to
tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go
to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears
once a month.*
*The lady goes to the drug store to get some 'Nair' hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your
arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist says, 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist says, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.*
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2011, 11:26:40 AM »
*My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it
to the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The Vet then proceeded to
tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go
to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears
once a month.*
*The lady goes to the drug store to get some 'Nair' hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your
arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist says, 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist says, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.*




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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2011, 11:36:08 AM »
 clp clp
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2011, 11:41:00 AM »
 clp clp rofla rofla


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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2011, 11:57:19 AM »
 rofla hhppy rofla hhppy TT^ hhppy rofla hhppy rofla
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2011, 11:58:19 AM »
 rofla rofla chrz  <'((((><
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2011, 12:24:46 PM »
 hhppy rofla chrz hhppy rofla
Why does it Matter to you? cause I could careless.........


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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2011, 12:31:54 PM »
 rofla
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2011, 01:10:37 PM »
 TT^ ::) ::) clp
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2011, 02:23:16 PM »
 t^
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2011, 03:57:29 PM »
 clp
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2011, 04:39:55 PM »
 clp clp Now that's FUNNY hhppy hhppy hhppy
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2011, 05:08:24 PM »
 fcp



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Re: For Dog Lovers
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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2011, 10:50:54 PM »
 rofla


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Re: For Dog Lovers
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2011, 05:36:05 PM »
 rofla

Good one. TT^
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