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Offline L.T.

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smarter with age
« on: May 16, 2012, 06:38:41 AM »
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

 One is a Old fisherman in his late sixties and the other is a  gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it.  This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history.

Here's your equipment --chair, whip and a gun.  Who wants to try out first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked  body.

 The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."

He then turns to the old fisherman and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old guy replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there"!

 
Forgive your enemy but, remember the bastard's name.


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Re: smarter with age
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2012, 06:58:06 AM »
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Re: smarter with age
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2012, 09:13:28 AM »
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Re: smarter with age
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2012, 11:18:40 AM »
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If a great wave shall fall and fall upon us all,
 Then between the sand and stone,
 Could you make it on your own ?


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Re: smarter with age
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 06:11:35 PM »
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Its better to sit in a boat and think about God, than to sit in a church and think about fishing.

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Re: smarter with age
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2012, 03:26:01 PM »
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"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."
Thomas Jefferson

 

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