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Offline IrishAyes

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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« on: July 02, 2011, 08:34:14 PM »
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh!  Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone."
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Offline Hotrod

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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 09:16:10 PM »
 fcp
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2011, 09:39:19 PM »
 ;D
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 01:03:44 AM »
 clp clp t^
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Offline L.T.

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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 07:24:46 AM »
 clp clp
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2012, 05:51:44 PM »
 clp
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2012, 05:59:32 PM »
 :headscra:  Are you ok eddie.. these topics are a year and a half old 5hrug
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2012, 06:01:08 PM »
Time machine
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2012, 06:03:49 PM »
Quote from: Hotrod on December 06, 2012, 05:59:32 PM
:headscra:  Are you ok eddie.. these topics are a year and a half old 5hrug

I'm good, I was just browsing around and never saw this joke
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Offline Reckless

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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2012, 06:33:41 PM »
 rofla rofla
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2012, 07:57:47 PM »
Quote from: Hunter 2 on December 06, 2012, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Hotrod on December 06, 2012, 05:59:32 PM
:headscra:  Are you ok eddie.. these topics are a year and a half old 5hrug

I'm good, I was just browsing around and never saw this joke

Some good stuff to read in Non-Fishing Discussions around July 2009 Ed. Look around it will keep you busy.  pcrn
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Offline Andys Delight

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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2012, 08:26:53 PM »
Quote from: Still Running on December 06, 2012, 07:57:47 PM
Quote from: Hunter 2 on December 06, 2012, 06:03:49 PM
Quote from: Hotrod on December 06, 2012, 05:59:32 PM
:headscra:  Are you ok eddie.. these topics are a year and a half old 5hrug

I'm good, I was just browsing around and never saw this joke

Some good stuff to read in Non-Fishing Discussions around July 2009 Ed. Look around it will keep you busy.  pcrn

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Offline Ms Fish

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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #12 on: December 06, 2012, 08:39:04 PM »
hhppy Eddie!! BUT thank you for pointing it out, I never saw it, very cute!!
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2012, 08:57:45 AM »
Somebody catch some fish !
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2012, 09:44:41 AM »
 t^
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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2012, 11:25:22 AM »
Quote from: Hotrod on December 06, 2012, 05:59:32 PM
:headscra:  Are you ok eddie.. these topics are a year and a half old 5hrug

Sometime it takes awhile for people to get a joke.  pawle
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Offline PeggyLee

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Re: How to Tell the Sex of a Fly
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2012, 09:22:06 PM »
Swaaaaat there goes another one. On the toilet seat. rofla
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