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Offline IrishAyes

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Tim, the newlywed...
« on: January 03, 2013, 09:14:37 PM »
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was assembling some rigs for an upcoming striper trip.

His wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit  fishing, hunting, and camping,. Maybe you should sell your boat, fishing tackle, camper and guns."

Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

"There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife", says Tim.

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

"I wasn't"!

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Offline BigAl13

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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2013, 10:04:20 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2013, 10:28:41 PM »
 rofla t^
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Offline paul-e

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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2013, 11:01:16 PM »
 TT^ rofla chrz
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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2013, 05:46:35 AM »
 ;D
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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2013, 06:19:30 AM »
 t^
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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2013, 07:42:04 AM »
 rofla rofla
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Offline Scott G.

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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2013, 08:15:12 AM »
 TT^ clp clp TT^
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Offline Ms Fish

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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2013, 12:04:46 PM »
  ;D Love it!!  ;D
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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 01:12:24 PM »
 rofla
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Re: Tim, the newlywed...
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2013, 03:23:21 PM »
that just got forwarded to a few friends clp
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