Irish Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the ocean beach. He had no arms & no legs.
Three women, the first was from England, the second Wales, and the third was Ireland, were walking past the poor man feeling sorry for him.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a nice warm hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a gentle kiss and walked on.
The Irish woman came to him & said, "'Av ya ever been fooked before, laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile & said, "No I haven't".
She said, "Aye Lad, ya will be when the tide comes in."
