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Offline DJ76

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just can't beat an IRISHMAN
« on: February 19, 2013, 09:56:33 AM »
An ITALIAN and a IRISHMAN entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the ITALIAN stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the ITALIAN said to the, IRISHMAN "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me.
You can't beat that."

IRISHMAN replied: "You want to see something better ? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the IRISHMAN said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper replied: "Yes." The IRISHMAN said: "Give me one chocolate bar. " The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The IRISHMAN asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?"

The IRISHMAN replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."

You just CAN'T beat an IRISHMAN...........…;
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Offline IrishAyes

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Re: just can't beat an IRISHMAN
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2013, 09:58:35 AM »
 rofla rofla hhppy hhppy

I'll drink to that!!!  chrz chrz chrz
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Offline BigAl13

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Re: just can't beat an IRISHMAN
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2013, 11:33:48 AM »
 ;D
Its better to sit in a boat and think about God, than to sit in a church and think about fishing.

Offline Fishin Dude

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Re: just can't beat an IRISHMAN
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 01:18:08 PM »
 ;D
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Re: just can't beat an IRISHMAN
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 03:00:49 PM »
Best PG joke I heard in a long time. Thanks!  TT^
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Re: just can't beat an IRISHMAN
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2013, 03:42:56 PM »
 ;D

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Re: just can't beat an IRISHMAN
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2013, 03:43:49 PM »
Minga thatsa funny. t^
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Re: just can't beat an IRISHMAN
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2013, 04:08:19 PM »
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