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Offline IrishAyes

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Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« on: October 09, 2013, 02:06:45 PM »
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

 

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

 

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

 

He replied, "They had avocados."

 

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men will get it the first time.

 

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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2013, 02:18:27 PM »
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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2013, 02:52:36 PM »
Good one ;D
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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2013, 03:02:45 PM »
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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2013, 03:12:41 PM »
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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2013, 08:43:49 AM »
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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2013, 10:26:46 AM »
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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2013, 10:33:27 AM »
Makes sense. t^
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Offline Pfishingruven

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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2013, 12:49:00 PM »
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Offline paul-e

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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2013, 01:41:33 PM »
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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2013, 06:41:10 PM »
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Offline Mbailey33

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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2013, 06:10:41 AM »
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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2013, 07:21:11 AM »
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Re: Why you don't send the man of the house to the grocery store.
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2013, 09:48:53 AM »
Cute, and YES I had to read it more then once to figure it out.  :P ;D 
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