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Offline IrishAyes

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How I lost my teeth
« on: February 13, 2015, 08:28:21 PM »
How I lost my teeth
 
 
I was in the "Texas Rose" tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer of a woman came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey, Sexy, I dig old guys -- how about giving me your number.”

I looked her up and down and said, ”Have you got a pen?”

She said, “ I sure do."

I said, “ Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”


My dental surgery is on Monday.
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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2015, 08:42:42 PM »
 fcp
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Offline Hotrod

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2015, 08:53:41 PM »
 ;D t^ clp
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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2015, 05:31:03 AM »
 clp clp
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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2015, 08:29:10 AM »
 t^  clp
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Offline Kenny

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2015, 09:28:04 AM »
 rofla rofla
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Offline wb

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2015, 02:37:47 PM »
 rofla  nts
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Offline Hunter 2

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2015, 08:48:28 AM »
DOHH, TT^
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Offline SouthPaw

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2015, 09:30:47 PM »
Good thing your married Joe. With comments like that you'll never get another woman.
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Offline bugmannj

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2015, 06:55:39 PM »
 rofla rofla
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Offline PeggyLee

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Re: How I lost my teeth
« Reply #10 on: February 20, 2015, 08:41:36 PM »
 rofla  Elsie and Porky
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