BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE:
An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat
next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually
looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks,
'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies, 'I just got this
state-of the-art watch, and I was
just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves
to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any
panties.' The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and
says, ' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'