Dave was staring sadly into his pint of beer and sighed heavily.
“What’s up Dave” asked the Landlord…“It’s not like you to be so down in the mouth ?”
“It’s my four year old son…”Dave replied.
“Don’t tell me, he’s in trouble for fighting in school? – my lad’s just the same; forget about it, it happens to boys that age” said the landlord sympathetically.
“ I only wish it was that” continued Dave, “but it’s far worse than that.
The little b****** has got our gorgeous 18 year old next door neighbor pregnant.”
“Get away, that’s impossible!” gasped the landlord.
“It’s not” said Dave… “the little devil stuck a pin in all my condoms !”