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Offline norsseman

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Wife ain't behavin
« on: August 12, 2011, 04:17:17 PM »

Wife ain't behavin




"Harlen, I want you to buy me a divorce," the big Texan boomed to his attorney.

 "That wife of mine ain't behavin' right.  She's MY woman and she's supposed to do what I say."


"Well, R.J., a wife isn't exactly property, you know," the lawyer said.  "You don't own her the way you own an oil well."



"Maybe not," R.J. conceded, "but I damn well oughta have exclusive drilling rights."


(un-written Texass law)
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Re: Wife ain't behavin
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 04:18:56 PM »
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Re: Wife ain't behavin
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 04:30:03 PM »
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Re: Wife ain't behavin
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2011, 11:30:48 AM »
 fcp  ??? ummmm?
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Why does it Matter to you? cause I could careless.........
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