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Offline SurfJockey

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Free haircuts
« on: August 22, 2011, 12:39:27 PM »
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.  After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, " I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week."  The florist was pleased and left the shop.

 

 When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a "Thank you" card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

 

 Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week." The cop was happy and left the shop.


The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a "Thank you" card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

 

Then a Politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, "I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week." The Politician was very happy & left the shop.

 

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut.

 

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

 

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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Re: Free haircuts
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2011, 01:38:27 PM »
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Re: Free haircuts
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2011, 04:23:27 PM »
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Re: Free haircuts
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2011, 05:20:03 PM »
Yes very true. clp

Was just thinking today about how to get a new job that I could do absolutely nothing all day and still get paid.

Then it dawned on me that I should run for Congress or the US Senate. ;D
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Re: Free haircuts
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2011, 09:43:53 PM »
Yes very true. clp

Was just thinking today about how to get a new job that I could do absolutely nothing all day and still get paid.

Then it dawned on me that I should run for Congress or the US Senate. ;D

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Re: Free haircuts
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2011, 09:47:31 AM »
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Re: Free haircuts
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2011, 12:33:50 PM »
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