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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins?
« on: September 23, 2011, 10:31:10 PM »
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins
on the ice in Antarctica -
where do they go?

Wonder no more ! ! !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic
bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will
mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of
compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members
of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes
in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is
deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle
around the fresh grave and sing:


"Freeze a jolly good fellow"

"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

"Then they kick him in the ice hole."

 rofla  cfzd thud

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I fell for it too.
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Re: Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins?
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2011, 04:17:47 AM »
 rofla rofla


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Re: Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins?
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2011, 07:37:58 AM »
 thud Moan That's almost as bad as some of mine  fcp
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Re: Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins?
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2011, 07:52:07 AM »
 fcp nosmly
Why does it Matter to you? cause I could careless.........


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Re: Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins?
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2011, 03:30:38 PM »
 ;D ;D  <'((((><
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Re: Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins?
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2011, 03:49:22 PM »
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