Author Topic: Shovels, Asses, and Camels . . . . A brief history. . . . . -joke-  (Read 6742 times)

Offline norsseman

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Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. . I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.
 


I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.



The person in the land of Gihad got excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.



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Re: Shovels, Asses, and Camels . . . . A brief history. . . . . -joke-
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2011, 07:25:05 PM »
 rofla clp


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Re: Shovels, Asses, and Camels . . . . A brief history. . . . . -joke-
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2011, 08:13:10 PM »
 ;D



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Re: Shovels, Asses, and Camels . . . . A brief history. . . . . -joke-
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2011, 11:48:09 PM »
 nts


Offline Offshore Madness

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Re: Shovels, Asses, and Camels . . . . A brief history. . . . . -joke-
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2011, 04:43:48 AM »
 ;D
Why does it Matter to you? cause I could careless.........

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Re: Shovels, Asses, and Camels . . . . A brief history. . . . . -joke-
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2011, 07:41:02 AM »
 thud
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Re: Shovels, Asses, and Camels . . . . A brief history. . . . . -joke-
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2011, 09:20:16 PM »
 ;D ;D
I've spent most of my life fishing, the rest I've just wasted     <'((((><


 

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