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Offline norsseman

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Single Black Female
« on: December 21, 2011, 09:36:27 PM »
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE...


[The following singles ad in The Atlanta Journal received numerous calls…]
 


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 876-6420 and ask for Daisy.
 

... Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
Men are so easy…


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Offline Offshore Madness

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2011, 10:10:21 PM »
 clp clp clp
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Why does it Matter to you? cause I could careless.........

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2011, 10:47:53 PM »
 t^
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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2011, 05:22:48 AM »
 clp clp t^
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Offline Scott G.

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2011, 07:01:27 AM »
 hhppy TT^ TT^ hhppy
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Offline SurfJockey

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2011, 08:59:29 AM »
 clp
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Offline Fishin Dude

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 12:11:20 PM »
 fcp  thud  clp  <'((((><
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I've spent most of my life fishing, the rest I've just wasted     <'((((><

Offline paul-e

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 05:26:14 PM »
Good one  rofla rofla

But so true about "Man's best friend" TT^
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Offline BigAl13

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2011, 08:02:22 PM »
 clp clp
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Its better to sit in a boat and think about God, than to sit in a church and think about fishing.

Offline Hunter 2

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2011, 10:35:15 PM »
Who is happiest to see you when you get home?  The Dog!!  So true
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Offline Kenny

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2011, 11:13:18 PM »
 ;D
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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2011, 09:17:11 AM »
 clp TT^
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Offline Andys Delight

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2011, 09:41:04 AM »
So.....has anyone tried dialing that number yet??   rofla
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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2011, 10:58:36 AM »
 clp
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Fishing Sandy Hook and anywhere I can get on a boat.




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Offline BigAl13

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Re: Single Black Female
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2011, 07:49:08 PM »
no but i thought about it ;D
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Its better to sit in a boat and think about God, than to sit in a church and think about fishing.
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