They were bound to start popping up . . .

[norsseman]

They were bound to start popping up . . .



How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?              - On the rocks


What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?          - Leeks


 What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?          - Follow the captain


 When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied . . .

"off course."

So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship
.
 
What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?

Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.



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[Kenny]

 

[Hotrod]

 

[norsseman]

How do you know who is Captain on an Italian

Cruise ship?. .  He's the one with the Snorkle.
 

[Hunter 2]

 

[Reel McCoy]

 

[BigAl13]

I'm appauled by some of the sick Jokes about the Italian Cruise ship on here,

I certainly wont be sinking to that level.

[Reel McCoy]

I'm appauled by some of the sick Jokes about the Italian Cruise ship on here,

I certainly wont be sinking to that level.

What ever floats your boat 

[norsseman]

I said i wanted a rum and coke on the rocks,


not run the boat up on the rocks! ! !