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Offline Pops Soul

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The Secretary
« on: February 11, 2012, 08:34:42 PM »
The Secretary



 GEORGE: Your secretary is very sexy...
 
BILL: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named

Monica.  If you squeeze her right breast,

she takes dictation & if you squeeze her left

breast, she types letters.  I'll lend it to you

for a day & you can see her functions.
           


Next day, George called Bill from the

hospital & shouted:  You bastard! You

didn't tell me that the HOLE between

Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener...!

 fcp thud ;D
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Offline IrishAyes

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Re: The Secretary
« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2012, 08:41:54 PM »
 cfzd smk rofla rofla rofla
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Re: The Secretary
« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2012, 08:50:58 PM »
 nosmly  fcp :P
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Re: The Secretary
« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2012, 10:49:09 PM »
And now we know where the expression "pencil d!ck" comes from.  thud
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