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Offline Pops Soul

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Saturday Night
« on: May 17, 2012, 07:17:34 AM »


.I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks........
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked "Hey, are you two ladies from
Scotland ?" One of them screamed "It's WALES, you friggin' IDIOT!" So, I
immediately apologized and said "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland ?"
That's all I remember.....
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Offline BigAl13

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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2012, 07:52:58 AM »
 clp clp
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Offline Andys Delight

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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2012, 10:27:57 AM »
that was a good one  rofla rofla
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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2012, 10:31:13 AM »
 thud  GREAT   hhppy
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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2012, 10:49:27 AM »
 clp clp clp rofla rofla hhppy hhppy
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Offline Scott G.

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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2012, 11:39:43 AM »
 t^ clp t^ clp t^
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Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2012, 11:45:27 AM »
What bar??  ;D
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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2012, 12:26:16 PM »
 rofla  clp
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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2012, 01:26:34 PM »
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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2012, 03:00:41 PM »
 clp
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Offline Fishin Dude

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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2012, 03:59:33 PM »
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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2012, 04:24:50 PM »
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Offline Kenny

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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2012, 04:44:18 PM »
 rofla rofla rofla
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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2012, 10:43:31 PM »
 rofla t^
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Offline paul-e

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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #14 on: May 18, 2012, 12:49:14 AM »
 rofla chrz
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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2012, 11:17:45 AM »
Poor fattyy fattiess!!!
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Re: Saturday Night
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2012, 03:46:36 PM »
Quote from: IKAT on May 17, 2012, 01:26:34 PM
UTC   5hrug

yep that would be a good guess
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