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Offline norsseman

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Grocery Shopping
« on: June 12, 2012, 03:41:29 PM »

I went to a new grocery store this morning and there was a bit of confusion.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me”.

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok,
I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future...




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Offline captainbailey

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Re: Grocery Shopping
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2012, 03:43:45 PM »
 ;D
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Offline Ms Fish

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Re: Grocery Shopping
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2012, 03:44:13 PM »
 rofla
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Offline BigAl13

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Re: Grocery Shopping
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2012, 03:48:22 PM »
 :P
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Offline IrishAyes

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Re: Grocery Shopping
« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2012, 04:02:32 PM »
 fcp rofla rofla
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Offline Kenny

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Re: Grocery Shopping
« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2012, 07:24:35 PM »
 fcp rofla rofla
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