Arrrrrrrrr!” and “Avast, ye ill-bred offspring of a sea hag

[wimpy]

That’s right, it’s September 19, which means it is International Talk Like a Pirate Day once again. So pour a Grog and grab your Wench.

[Hotrod]

 

[IKAT]

   AYE ME LADDIES   


OH you said WENCH

[Reel McCoy]

Q.  What's that new pirate movie rated?
A.  arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Hunter 2]

Shiver me timbers!  Where's my Rum? YO HO HO
Walk the Plank!

[BigAl13]

watch out for the scaly wags

[Hunter 2]

watch out for the scaly wags

At the Marley Bone.

[BigAl13]

watch out for the scaly wags

At the Marley Bone.

ahh yes the Marley Bone where all the good strippers go to die

[Bucktail]

A little boy goes trick-or-treating as a pirate. He gets to the first doorstep and the woman says, "What are you supposed to be?" He says, "I'm a birate!" She says, "I think you mean you're a pirate." He says, "That's what I said. I'm a birate!" She says, "Well, aren't you cute! Where are your bucaneers?" He looks at her a little confused for a minute and then answers, "They're under my buckin' hat!"

[Hunter 2]

Aaarrgggg I soiled me knickers Bucktail Bob.

[wimpy]

A young man is captured by pirates and is persuaded to join the crew rather than walk the plank. After a few weeks at sea the captain speaks to the man and asks him how he is getting on. The man replies that on the whole he is enjoying things - the rum-soaked drinking binges, the plundering, etc - but there was one thing missing.

"What's that?" asks the captain.
"Well, there are no women" replies the man.

"Arrr" says the captain "Follow me!" The man follows the captain to what appears to be a barrel, on top of the barrel stands a coconut with a face drawn on and a few strands of wispy straw for hair. On the barrel is a crude outline of a woman's body and between the legs is a bung hole. "We calls her Carmen," says the captain, "and you may take her as you will". The man explains that he was unlikely to make use of her and goes on his way.

However, as the months go by with no respite, Carmen appears more and more attractive to the young man. Finally he can resist her no longer and the man has his wicked way with Carmen the rum barrel. To his amazement the experience is far more satisfying than he could ever have imagined!

The next day the captain greets him again. "How did you get on with Carmen then, lad?" he asks eagerly. The man replies "Rather better than I thought... actually, it was rather good!"

"Good," says the captain, a great beaming smile splitting his black-bearded face. "It's your turn in the barrel tomorrow!"