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Offline Still Running

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Maid wants a raise
« on: January 13, 2013, 03:21:01 AM »
The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."
"The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."
Wife: "Oh yeah?"
Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Jor hozban did."
Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"
Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at lovemaking than you in the bed."
Wife (really boiling now and through gritted teeth): "And did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Señora........."The gardener did."
Wife: "I see, …………. how much do you want?"
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2013, 07:38:09 AM »
 hhppy hhppy t^
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2013, 09:45:49 AM »
 TT^ rofla
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2013, 11:49:37 AM »
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2013, 12:30:40 PM »
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2013, 12:46:50 PM »
 rofla rofla hhppy
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2013, 12:47:08 PM »
 rofla t^
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2013, 02:29:47 PM »
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2013, 05:00:19 PM »
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Offline Kenny

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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2013, 06:32:18 PM »
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2013, 06:43:02 PM »
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2013, 06:01:19 AM »
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2013, 08:59:30 AM »
 hhppy hhppy hhppy
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2013, 05:18:50 PM »
 ;D TT^ rofla
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2013, 05:30:29 PM »
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2013, 06:44:19 AM »
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Re: Maid wants a raise
« Reply #16 on: January 16, 2013, 10:33:43 AM »
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