An ITALIAN and a IRISHMAN entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the ITALIAN stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the ITALIAN said to the, IRISHMAN "Man I'm the best thief, I stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me.
You can't beat that."
IRISHMAN replied: "You want to see something better ? Let's go back to the shop and I'll show you real stealing."
So they went to the counter and the IRISHMAN said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see magic ?" The shopkeeper replied: "Yes." The IRISHMAN said: "Give me one chocolate bar. " The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it. The IRISHMAN asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too. The shopkeeper asked: "But where's the magic ?"
The IRISHMAN replied: "Check in my friend's pocket, and you'll find all three bars of chocolate."
You just CAN'T beat an IRISHMAN...........…;
