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Offline Kenny

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What's for dinner ?
« on: May 22, 2013, 07:07:01 PM »

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.

She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
 
Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
 
"What are you doing?!" she asked.
 
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered.
 
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
 
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
 
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
 
"Mike loves me and likes me to wear this dress," she explained." It excites him to no end.
 Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.
 He can't get enough of me"
 
The mother-in-law left.
 
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights,
 put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.
 Finally, he walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.
 
"What are you doing?" he asked.
 
"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.
 
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
 
He never heard the gunshot.


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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2013, 09:15:02 PM »
 rofla


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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2013, 12:03:01 AM »
 thud chrz
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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2013, 04:28:13 AM »
 rofla rofla


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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2013, 05:33:39 AM »
DOH! ;D
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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2013, 08:15:00 AM »
 rofla
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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2013, 11:20:00 AM »
Needs Ironing  rofla rofla That's priceless! 


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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2013, 09:55:16 PM »
 rofla  Whats for dinner ??

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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2013, 10:58:30 PM »
 ;D
Its better to sit in a boat and think about God, than to sit in a church and think about fishing.


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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2013, 09:03:17 AM »
 t^
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Re: What's for dinner ?
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2013, 12:56:17 PM »
Honesty is not always the correct answer 00ps
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