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Offline Reckless

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Husband & wife shopping
« on: June 25, 2013, 05:19:19 PM »
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2013, 05:23:50 PM »
 rofla t^
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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2013, 05:38:30 PM »
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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2013, 05:41:04 PM »
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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2013, 06:08:57 PM »
 rofla rofla

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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2013, 06:21:58 PM »
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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2013, 06:23:33 PM »
 rofla rofla thud


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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2013, 12:14:59 AM »
Newlywed  :headscra:

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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2013, 09:01:58 AM »
 TT^.... rofla
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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2013, 10:03:19 AM »
 rofla TT^

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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2013, 10:08:31 AM »
rofla That totally made me lol in the office! I will share so they dont think I am crazy!  ;D 

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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2013, 10:23:23 AM »
 t^
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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2013, 05:44:21 PM »
 hhppy smk

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Re: Husband & wife shopping
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2013, 08:33:03 PM »
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