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Offline IrishAyes

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Drink Orders...
« on: January 21, 2014, 07:23:38 AM »
A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness, which were promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked
the Mormon if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."  

The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice." cfzd rofla

« Last Edit: January 21, 2014, 11:05:37 AM by IrishAyes »
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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2014, 07:51:14 AM »
 ;D t^




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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2014, 10:29:47 AM »
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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2014, 11:15:45 AM »
 ;D


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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2014, 01:26:40 PM »
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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2014, 02:01:38 PM »
 hhppy clp

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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2014, 03:01:31 PM »
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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2014, 03:07:41 PM »
 hhppy chrz

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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2014, 04:07:45 PM »
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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2014, 09:35:57 PM »
 rofla ??? clp
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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2014, 07:55:24 PM »
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Re: Drink Orders...
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2014, 09:26:08 AM »
 ;D.......... clp
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