I was a very happy man.
> > My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a
> > year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one
> > little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
> > sister.
>
>
> > My prospective
> > sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight mini-skirts,
> > and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down
> > when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice
> > view. It had to be deliberate. Because she never did it when
> > she was near anyone
> > else.
>
>
> > One day her
> > 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to
> > check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived,
> > and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
> > for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she
> > wanted me just once before I got married and committed my
> > life to her
> > sister.
>
> > Well, I was in total
> > shock, and couldn't say a
> > word.
>
>
> > She said, 'I'm
> > going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild
> > fling, just come up and get
> > me.'
>
> > I was stunned and frozen
> > in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there
> > for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the
> > front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards
> > my
> > car.
>
>
> > Lord... And behold, my
> > entire future family was standing outside, all
> > clapping!
>
> > With tears in his eyes,
> > my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy
> > that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask
> > for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
> > family.'
>
>
> > And the moral of this
> > story
> > is:
>
>
> > Always keep your condoms
> > in your
> > car.
>
>
>
>
