1. You decorate your Christmas tree with plugs [no hooks!]
2. You named your dog "keepah" and your cat "schoolie"
3. You drink sea water and spit salt
4. You think ideal fishing weather is a N'easter
5. You get caught looking at Plug porn on the internet.
6. You only care about using wood you can cast.
7. You think nothing feels better after a long winter than the spring run.
8. You get caught fondling your new Van Staal.
9. You think happiness is a sleepless night on a cold rock, unhooking big bass, that you never tell anyone about.
10. You bitch about $4.00 a gallon gas but don't flinch at $500.00 in new plugs.
11. You climb into your own bed in the middle of the night and your girlfriend says "who is that."
12. You rather come to njsf.com instead of watching the local news.
13. You think it is better to Hab than to Gibb...
14. Your only criteria when buying a new vehicle is how to carry your rods.
15. Your job is second on the priority list to fishing.
16. Your idea of a good nights rest is a power nap for 30 mins before the alarm goes off.
17. Your idea of drinking and driving is a Dunkin Donuts coffee to keep you awake on the drive home.
