For Dog Lovers

[nukeman]

*My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it
to the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The Vet then proceeded to
tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go
to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears
once a month.*
*The lady goes to the drug store to get some 'Nair' hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your
arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist says, 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist says, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.*

[IKAT]

*My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it
to the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The Vet then proceeded to
tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go
to the store and get some 'Nair' hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears
once a month.*
*The lady goes to the drug store to get some 'Nair' hair remover. At the
register the druggist tells her, 'If you're going to use this under your
arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.'

The lady says, 'I'm not using it under my arms.'

The druggist says, 'If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a
couple of days.'

The lady says: 'I'm not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I'm
using it on my schnauzer.'

The druggist says, 'Stay off your bicycle for a week.*

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Good one.