One day my Grandma was out, and Grandpa was in charge.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys.
Grandpa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought him a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea,
my Grandma came home
.
My Grandpa made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup
of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' Grandma waited, and sure
enough, here I came down the hall with a cup of tea for Grandpa, and she
watched him drink it up.
Then she said, (as only a grandma would know),
"'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"