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ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« on: January 16, 2012, 03:14:23 PM »
I was  working out in the gym when I spotted
a sweet  young thing...



I asked  the trainer that was near-by, "What machine
should I use to impress that sweet thing over  there?"

The trainer  looked me up and down and said

"Try the ATM  in the lobby."
Fishing Sandy Hook and anywhere I can get on a boat.




My biggest fear is when I die my wife sells all of my fishing tackle for what she thinks I paid for it!
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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2012, 03:25:08 PM »
she looks pneu-matic!


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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2012, 04:43:50 PM »
 TT^
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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2012, 04:53:30 PM »
 TT^
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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2012, 04:57:57 PM »
To expensive!

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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2012, 05:56:21 PM »
 rofla
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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2012, 06:00:35 PM »
New type of life preserver?  5hrug


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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2012, 06:18:09 PM »
On a Italian Cruise Ship cfzd

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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #8 on: January 16, 2012, 07:30:38 PM »
It's Not A Knot Until You Pull It Tight!


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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 09:49:06 AM »
 clp
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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 10:07:59 AM »
those things are spectacular!!!!!!!   cfzd cfzd cfzd cfzd
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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2012, 11:34:27 AM »
 cfzd hhppy hhppy
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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2012, 03:47:10 PM »
Nice Rack!  ;D
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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2012, 03:54:08 PM »
Nice Rack!  ;D


I don't see any deer??  5hrug

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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #14 on: January 17, 2012, 06:28:36 PM »
Ah, you old people with your jokes crack me up! ;D


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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2012, 08:12:32 PM »
 rofla rofla

Hey I'm not old Bob  pawle rofla

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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2012, 08:24:46 PM »
Ah, you old people with your jokes crack me up! ;D

I had a come back for that...but I forgot what it was. Oh yeah...!


Damn, forgot again.  :P

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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2012, 09:48:22 PM »
 rofla rofla t^

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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2012, 10:34:51 PM »
Photoshopped!!!
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Re: ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY...
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2012, 11:40:57 PM »
My new pfd clp
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