It was Saturday morning as Jake an avid
hunter, woke up raring to go bag the first deer of the season.
He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his
surprise he finds his wife Alice, sitting there,
fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"
Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, though he had many reservations,
decides to take her along.
Hours later they arrive at a game preserve
just outside of San Marcos, Texas.
Jake sets his lovely wife safely up in the tree
stand and tells her,
"If you see a deer, take careful aim and
I'll come running as soon as I hear shots."
Jake walks away knowing
Alice couldn't bag an elephant - much less a deer.
Not 10 minutes pass when he is startled by
an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running.
As Jake gets closer, he hears Alice screaming,
"Get the hell away from my deer!"
Confused and frightened, Jake races faster towards
his screaming wife. Again he hears her yell,
"Get the hell away from my deer!"
followed by another volley of gunfire!
Now within sight of where he had left his wife,
Jake is surprised to see a 'Texas Game Warden'
with his hands high in the air.
The distraught Game Warden yelled,
"Okay, lady! You can have your "deer"!
Just let me get my saddle off it!"
