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Alligators
« on: December 01, 2012, 09:24:12 PM »
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
 it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
 
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
 
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
 
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
 
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
 
Holding the bucket up he said,
 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
 
Some old men can still think fast.


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Re: Alligators
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2012, 09:30:50 PM »
 chrz ;D ;D >:D
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Re: Alligators
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2012, 09:39:25 PM »
 rofla rofla
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Re: Alligators
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2012, 09:40:09 PM »
 thd ;D fcp




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Re: Alligators
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2012, 09:55:51 PM »

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Re: Alligators
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2012, 01:38:03 AM »
  TT^ chrz
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."
Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Alligators
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2012, 04:28:04 AM »
Eddie tried that one time when we saw a young lady doing the same in the Delaware river.

She didn't get out, guess she is not afraid of Alligators.  rgmn
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Re: Alligators
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2012, 11:52:35 AM »
 rofla So many uses that five gallon bucket,soooo many uses.

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Re: Alligators
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2012, 11:57:07 AM »
....forget fruit....


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Re: Alligators
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2012, 12:08:54 PM »
 rofla  TT^ chrz

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Re: Alligators
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2012, 01:15:57 PM »
thd ;D fcp
Don't worry Rod....I'm sure they're 18

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Re: Alligators
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2012, 04:12:36 PM »
Eddie tried that one time when we saw a young lady doing the same in the Delaware river.

She didn't get out, guess she is not afraid of Alligators.  rgmn


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Re: Alligators
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2012, 08:29:52 PM »
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."
Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Alligators
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2012, 09:07:45 PM »
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