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Offline IrishAyes

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WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« on: February 12, 2014, 06:16:45 PM »


WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!

Smile, Regardless of Age or Gender You Know It's True.

An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''

''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with boobs like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''
Captain Joe of the Irish Ayes

May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.  ~Irish Blessing


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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2014, 06:32:53 PM »
 ;D




Offline Kenny

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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2014, 08:50:07 PM »
 rofla rofla Ain't that the truth  rofla rofla

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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2014, 04:28:59 AM »
 ;D t^
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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2014, 06:40:33 AM »
 TT^
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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2014, 07:58:15 AM »
 TT^ TT^
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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2014, 08:39:11 AM »
 clp


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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2014, 09:18:17 AM »
nothin like a good boob joke in a blizzard  rofla

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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2014, 07:13:23 PM »
 t^   ;)


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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2014, 08:35:24 AM »
 t^.... clp
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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2014, 09:45:42 AM »
HAHAHA Good one!   msfsh

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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2014, 05:04:13 PM »
 TT^
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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2014, 12:48:35 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: WISDOM OF AN OLDER MAN!
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2014, 02:59:35 PM »
I just look at them and my wife shows up, hell i never get to talk to them...... 5hrug
I'M working on fishing.

 

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