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The Ventriloquist
« on: January 09, 2012, 09:02:10 AM »
A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show
in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual "dumb blonde" jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way?

What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being?

It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.

Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb!

You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells;
"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little, dumb $h1t on your lap!"

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2012, 09:15:36 AM »
 clp clp clp clp clp clp clp
Why does it Matter to you? cause I could careless.........


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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2012, 09:18:26 AM »
 hhppy TT^ hhppy TT^ hhppy
Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime.

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2012, 09:46:18 AM »
 rofla rofla


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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2012, 10:08:53 AM »
 hhppy
Its better to sit in a boat and think about God, than to sit in a church and think about fishing.

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2012, 11:16:03 AM »
 ;D clp
Forgive your enemy but, remember the bastard's name.

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2012, 11:19:58 AM »
Blondes....  fcp
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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2012, 02:14:11 PM »
 rofla chrz
"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."
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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2012, 05:17:59 PM »
One blond spies another across the river,

"Hellloooo!," she yells across to the other; "Can you tell me how to get over to the other side?"

"Uhhhhhhh," says the other blond, "you already are!!"

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2012, 05:29:31 PM »
 fcp clp hhppy
It's Not A Knot Until You Pull It Tight!

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2012, 06:13:16 PM »
One blond spies another across the river,

"Hellloooo!," she yells across to the other; "Can you tell me how to get over to the other side?"

"Uhhhhhhh," says the other blond, "you already are!!"

Ba da bump


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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2012, 07:05:00 PM »
 t^



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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2012, 09:02:39 PM »
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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2012, 05:52:59 AM »
Ah boy do i see a blonde joke thread in the future
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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2012, 08:09:02 AM »
Ah boy do i see a blonde joke thread in the future

OK I'lL keep it going


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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2012, 10:31:37 AM »
 rofla rofla rofla
Its better to sit in a boat and think about God, than to sit in a church and think about fishing.

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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2012, 04:11:27 PM »
 rofla t^
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Re: The Ventriloquist
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2012, 05:53:06 PM »
Transplant surgeon to female patient that needs a brain transplant. Blond brains are much more expensive than brunettes or red heads. Why is that asked the patient? Never been used replies the Doctor!  5hrug

 

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