The Ventriloquist

[Still Running]

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show
in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going
through his usual "dumb blonde" jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes.

What makes you think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way?

What does the color of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human
being?

It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people.

Its people like you that make others think that all blondes are dumb!

You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
blondes, but women in general, pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells;
"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little, dumb $h1t on your lap!"

[Offshore Madness]

 

[Scott G.]

 

[Kenny]

 

[BigAl13]

 

[L.T.]

 

[SurfJockey]

Blondes.... 

[paul-e]

 

[wb]

One blond spies another across the river,

"Hellloooo!," she yells across to the other; "Can you tell me how to get over to the other side?"

"Uhhhhhhh," says the other blond, "you already are!!"

Ba da bump

[Pops Soul]

 

[Offshore Madness]

One blond spies another across the river,

"Hellloooo!," she yells across to the other; "Can you tell me how to get over to the other side?"

"Uhhhhhhh," says the other blond, "you already are!!"

Ba da bump

 

[Hotrod]

 

[Hunter 2]

 

[BigAl13]

Ah boy do i see a blonde joke thread in the future

[IKAT]

Ah boy do i see a blonde joke thread in the future

OK I'lL keep it going

[BigAl13]

 

[Reel McCoy]

 

[Reckless]

Transplant surgeon to female patient that needs a brain transplant. Blond brains are much more expensive than brunettes or red heads. Why is that asked the patient? Never been used replies the Doctor!