Alligators

[Kenny]

An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
 it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
 
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
 
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
 
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
 
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
 
Holding the bucket up he said,
 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
 
Some old men can still think fast.

[Fishin Dude]

 

[Andys Delight]

 

[Hotrod]

 

[Kenny]

 

[paul-e]

 

[Still Running]

Eddie tried that one time when we saw a young lady doing the same in the Delaware river.

She didn't get out, guess she is not afraid of Alligators. 

[PeggyLee]

  So many uses that five gallon bucket,soooo many uses.

[Ms Fish]

....forget fruit....

[Treebeard]

  

[ChrisL]

Don't worry Rod....I'm sure they're 18

[Hunter 2]

Eddie tried that one time when we saw a young lady doing the same in the Delaware river.

She didn't get out, guess she is not afraid of Alligators. 

She was a fun girl.

[paul-e]

Don't worry Rod....I'm sure they're 18

  Double take on the left? 

[fluke - u]