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Offline Axehandle

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Male vs Female
« on: June 10, 2011, 12:17:42 PM »
Male or Female?    You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female.  Here are some examples:  
   


FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.
 

PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
 

TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated

HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
 

WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
 
EGG TIMERS:
 
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally    handy to have around.
 
THE REMOTE CONTROL:
Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.


Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Minnesota ..


 


 


 




I FISH therefore I am.


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Re: Male vs Female
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2011, 03:23:24 PM »
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Re: Male vs Female
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2011, 03:48:12 PM »
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