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Man arrested after officers sees marijuana on his shirt during traffic stop
 
September 04, 2011 5:30 AM
 
Daily News
NICEVILLE — An officer who stopped a vehicle for a minor traffic violation ended up arresting two men for felonies.

Justin Caine, 23, was driving in a 2003 Chevrolet Impala when the officer stopped him for a broken tag light, according to the Niceville Police Department arrest report.

When the officer approached the vehicle, he smelled marijuana and called another officer with a police dog for backup.

After the second officer arrived, they walked up to the vehicle and saw “a piece of a green leafy substance on the driver’s shirt,” the report stated.

At that point, they arrested Caine and found additional marijuana inside his right front pocket. In all, he had 28 grams of marijuana. Possession of more than 20 grams is considered a felony under Florida law.

Caine’s passenger, Ryan Williams, 24, said he knew that Caine had the marijuana and had smoked some with him.

Both were charged with possession of a controlled substance without a prescription.

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It must have set a record, but this one South Canterbury family would surely much rather not have, after three of them were booked for drunk-driving on the same night. The saga began about 12.15am when a 15-year-old boy was stopped and arrested for drunk-driving. He blew 529 micrograms per litre of breath, more than three and a half times the youth limit. The teenager was taken to the Timaru police station for processing, where his mother was called to collect him. She was subsequently stopped and arrested for drunk-driving at about 2.14am, after blowing 776 mcg, nearly twice the adult limit of 400.

But it wasn't over there. The woman then rang her partner to come and pick them both up. He was stopped and arrested on North St at about 3am, when he blew 559mcg

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Ohio student James Miller was stopped by police on suspicion of drunk- in Oxford, Ohio, after he was spotted merrily driving the wrong way down a one-way street, while wearing a breathalyzer costume. Suspicions that he may have been drinking were heightened by the fact that there was an open can of Bud Light by the driver's seat. Miller's breathalyzer costume featured a dial with three levels of drunkenness: Boring, Life of the Party, and Sotally Tober.

When confronted, Miller stuffed chewing gum into his mouth, and insisted he hadn't been drinking. Unfortunately, for the fake breathalyzer, a real blood alcohol test showed he had a level of .158, almost twice the legal limit. He was also found to have multiple IDs on him.

Miller was charged with underage drinking, driving under the influence of alcohol and a one-way street violation. He was released to his girlfriend - but not before featuring in an attractive breathalyzer-costume mugshot that will surely guarantee him lasting internet fame. 

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Heather Choulos, 32, has been charged with child endangerment and contributing to the delinquency of a minor for letting her underage son drive. Choulos, her boyfriend, Donald Hughes, 29, and her 13-year-old son went to Lo Coco's pizzeria for dinner and after consuming a bottle of wine between the two of them Choulos and Hughes decided they were too intoxicated to drive. The pair has multiple convictions for driving under the influence so they piled into the back seat and decided to pressure Choulos' son into driving her 2008 Land Rover.

The boy, who had never driven before, received no help from the couple in the back because they were too busy making out. The child became scared and frustrated when he realized he was driving the wrong way. Police responded to a stopped vehicle call and when they arrived they found the Land Rover stopped in the middle of Sir Francis Drake Boulevard. The boy apparently had stopped the car and refused to drive any further. 

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