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Wife Leaving
« on: December 16, 2011, 08:40:38 AM »
*A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to New York . I heard prostitutes there get paid
$400 a night for doing what I do for you for free."
A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees
her hus band packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he is going, he
replies,
"I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."*
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 08:46:50 AM »
Hey Rick--Peg just saw this

She wanted to know why you left out the othe 6 ZERO'S thud
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 09:05:47 AM »
 TT^ Give her a Coach bag and it will go to $1600 a year hhppy hhppy hhppy
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 09:46:54 AM »
 rofla rofla

When I saw the title of the post I thought maybe not attending that cheer leading event caught up to you Rick
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 09:47:36 AM »
 clp clp
 rofla rofla
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 09:52:29 AM »
Quote from: ChrisL on December 16, 2011, 09:46:54 AM
rofla rofla

When I saw the title of the post I thought maybe not attending that cheer leading event caught up to you Rick

It was over by noon that day, so she was glad I went fishing.
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 10:57:44 AM »
  That's some funny stuff, right there  TT^
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 11:36:13 AM »
 TT^ clp TT^
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 11:39:02 AM »
I'm doing the math in my head...

Wow!  Good for you Rick! clp


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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 11:41:52 AM »
Quote from: Bucktail on December 16, 2011, 11:39:02 AM
I'm doing the math in my head...

Wow!  Good for you Rick! clp


 ;D

Thats a good year Bob  rofla
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2011, 01:10:30 PM »
 rofla rofla
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2011, 05:16:10 PM »
 t^
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 07:23:39 PM »
 clp clp rofla
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 07:54:41 PM »
 rofla rofla rofla
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2011, 08:32:36 PM »
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2011, 08:54:16 PM »
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #16 on: December 18, 2011, 11:26:04 AM »
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Re: Wife Leaving
« Reply #17 on: December 19, 2011, 04:02:57 PM »
 clp hhppy
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