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The Veterinarian
« on: April 11, 2012, 04:03:30 PM »
One  Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly  offering,
the  pastor of a small church found a  pink envelope containing $1,000. It
happened again the  next week! 

The  following Sunday, he watched as the offering was  collected and saw an
elderly woman put the distinctive  pink envelope on the plate. This went on
for weeks  until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached  her. 


"Ma'am,  I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week  in the
collection plate," he  stated. 

"Why,  yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money,  and I give
some of it to the  church." 



The  pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1,000 is a  lot; are you sure
you can afford this? How much does  he send you?" 

The  elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a  week." 

The  pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what  does he do for
a living?" 

"He  is a veterinarian," she  answered. 

"That's  an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made  that much
money," the pastor said.. "Where does he  practice?" 

The  woman answered proudly, "In Nevada ... He has two cat  houses, one in
Las Vegas and one in Reno " 
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Re: The Veterinarian
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2012, 04:23:00 PM »
 clp clp rofla rofla
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Re: The Veterinarian
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2012, 06:39:41 PM »
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Re: The Veterinarian
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2012, 06:43:06 PM »
 hhppy hhppy
Its better to sit in a boat and think about God, than to sit in a church and think about fishing.


 

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