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Offline paul-e

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Warning to Older Men
« on: April 26, 2012, 02:01:58 PM »
Please pass this on to your older male friends for their safety.
 
Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works: Two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.
You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores.
Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.
So please, send this on to all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30 in the afternoon.)
 
 
 
 



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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2012, 02:10:10 PM »
 clp  Sounds like all those TAX checks are coming in

Congrats on the 11 pounds

Going to buy some windex now

 pawle pawle pawle pawle pawle pawle pawle
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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2012, 02:12:21 PM »
 rofla rofla
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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2012, 02:35:52 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D clp ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2012, 11:36:37 AM »
Those college aged bits hanging females hey,...all hassle lol rofla
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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2012, 12:15:57 PM »
 rofla I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2012, 12:17:42 PM »
Quote from: paul-e on April 26, 2012, 02:01:58 PM
I had my wallet stolen Aug. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Sept. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

You are tooooo funny!!!!!!!!! I just love it!!!!
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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2012, 06:08:05 PM »
good one, I'll be going to the dollar store.
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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2012, 06:13:55 PM »
anyone need light bulbs  ???
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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2012, 08:41:20 PM »
 clp
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Re: Warning to Older Men
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2012, 07:12:09 AM »
You can't fool me, I've seen some of those so called "nice looking women in the Wal-Mart parking lot, in which you speak of .  NO THANKS. thud
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