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Offline Kenny

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Advice for old guys
« on: January 05, 2013, 11:50:41 AM »
Advice for old guys - if you know any





I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in...




I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady?"



He looked at me and said, "Try the ATM in the lobby."






Offline paul-e

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Re: Advice for old guys
« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2013, 11:57:40 AM »
OUCH!  rofla
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Re: Advice for old guys
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2013, 11:57:55 AM »
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Re: Advice for old guys
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2013, 02:27:03 PM »
 hhppy
Is it cold in here or is it just her?  ;)


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Re: Advice for old guys
« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2013, 05:33:58 PM »
Cant be could the sweat beads on her chest would have froze
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Re: Advice for old guys
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2013, 12:04:34 AM »
 t^



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Re: Advice for old guys
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2013, 03:32:34 PM »
 rofla


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Re: Advice for old guys
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2013, 10:35:54 PM »
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The cure for everything is salt water: sweat, tears, and the sea.

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Re: Advice for old guys
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2013, 11:35:06 AM »
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