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Offline Kenny

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Lie Detector
« on: February 22, 2013, 08:30:59 AM »
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides to test it out at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that day. The son says, "I did some schoolwork." The robot slaps the son. The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."

Dad asks, "What movie did you watch ?" Son says, "Toy Story." The robot slaps the son. Son says, "Ok, Ok we were watching porn."

Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."                      
 
The robot slaps the father.


Mom laughs and says, "Well he certainly is your son ."

The robot slaps the mother.

End of Story

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« Last Edit: February 22, 2013, 08:31:26 AM by Kenny »


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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2013, 10:19:52 AM »
 cfzd  rofla


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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2013, 10:48:07 AM »
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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2013, 11:28:07 AM »
I really need to learn not to read these threads while drinking something  rofla rofla
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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2013, 01:06:13 PM »
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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2013, 03:40:42 PM »
Does anyone find this post offensive?    ;D
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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2013, 04:06:52 PM »
 t^


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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2013, 04:45:34 PM »
Does anyone find this post offensive?    ;D

That would depend on if you got slapped or not.  ;D
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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2013, 06:12:38 PM »
Does anyone find this post offensive?    ;D

 rofla rofla rofla

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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2013, 07:16:42 PM »
Does anyone find this post offensive?    ;D
rofla



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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2013, 09:03:03 PM »
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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2013, 09:11:53 PM »
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Re: Lie Detector
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2013, 01:00:16 PM »
 Slap em silly.   rofla

 

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