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Offline Kenny

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Blonde joke to end all others..
« on: July 27, 2013, 05:51:46 PM »
Finally....the Blonde joke to end all Blonde jokes...

A blonde was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over buy a women police officer, who was also blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.
The Police women replied "It's square and it has your picture on it"

The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and then handed it to the police women, " here it is " she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying

"OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop"..... thud
« Last Edit: July 27, 2013, 05:52:41 PM by Kenny »


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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2013, 06:36:54 PM »
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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2013, 08:39:27 PM »
 rofla rofla clp clp rofla rofla chrz
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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2013, 11:08:06 PM »
 clp smk


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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2013, 08:22:51 AM »
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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2013, 12:52:06 PM »
 rofla rofla chrz Good one.
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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #6 on: July 28, 2013, 02:26:41 PM »
 thud fcp




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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #7 on: July 28, 2013, 04:26:09 PM »
 fcp  rofla  rofla rofla
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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2013, 02:23:54 AM »
 rofla rofla
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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #9 on: July 31, 2013, 05:17:50 PM »
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Re: Blonde joke to end all others..
« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2013, 05:47:10 PM »
 fcp
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